That aren't offered. Use this list if you someone asks what your major is, and you know that they aren't really listening to you.
1. Micro-Machinery
2. Christmas Studies
3. Breakfast (w/ emphasis in chicken breakfasts)
4. Alchemy
5. Phrenology
6. Physiques
7. Anachronism
8. Billboard Science
9. Quantitative Gambling
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3 comments:
1. My favorite one is physiques. Are you sure some people aren't majoring in that?
mmm...breakfasts
You can't tell me that phrenology isn't real. I have had my skull measured more times than I care to acknowledge. This bump is for my millionaire potential.
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