Tuesday, April 18, 2006

University Majors

That aren't offered. Use this list if you someone asks what your major is, and you know that they aren't really listening to you.

1. Micro-Machinery
2. Christmas Studies
3. Breakfast (w/ emphasis in chicken breakfasts)
4. Alchemy
5. Phrenology
6. Physiques
7. Anachronism
8. Billboard Science
9. Quantitative Gambling

3 comments:

Laverna said...

1. My favorite one is physiques. Are you sure some people aren't majoring in that?

Awright13 said...

mmm...breakfasts

Territorial Soufleé said...

You can't tell me that phrenology isn't real. I have had my skull measured more times than I care to acknowledge. This bump is for my millionaire potential.