Friday, June 05, 2009

Unacceptable Movie Endings

1. Rubber mask that's indistinguishable from a real human face
2. Aliens
3. It was all just a dream
4. Multiple personalities
5. Everyone suddenly gets a girlfriend/boyfriend in the last five minutes of the movie (even the dog, monkey, hamster, etc.)

1 comment:

cate said...

How about the action moves that have six climaxes that leave you too disoriented and exhausted to care about characters anymore...ie Michael Bay endings. I hate hate hate that...
"the villian is gone...NO WAIT! he's alive....surely he didn't survive but wait! he's alive...KILL HIM AGAIN!"

Yack. I hate that.