Causes and Colors:
Yellow.....Lance and Cancer ("Lancer"?)
Red........Blood donation
Blue.......Tsunami relief
Green......Recycling
Multi......Nothing. The wristband factory.
Multi......Touist shop in (your vacation spot here)
??.........Mormon gift shops
Uses:
Soapdish life extender
King Crab claw restrainer
Rubber band ball enhancer
Low calorie chewing gum substitute
Ugly, uncomfortable, self-promoting fashion statement
Classroom projectile
Cranium squeezer
Newspaper roll retention system
"Swirly Patterns" entry for "Them Wristbands".
2 comments:
there are camoflage ones for boy/cub scouts. don't ask me about how I know this.
junior colleges, by the way, seem to be wristband dispersal hubs. -for better or for worse.
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