Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Them Wristbands

Causes and Colors:
Yellow.....Lance and Cancer ("Lancer"?)
Red........Blood donation
Blue.......Tsunami relief
Green......Recycling
Multi......Nothing. The wristband factory.
Multi......Touist shop in (your vacation spot here)
??.........Mormon gift shops

Uses:
Soapdish life extender
King Crab claw restrainer
Rubber band ball enhancer
Low calorie chewing gum substitute
Ugly, uncomfortable, self-promoting fashion statement
Classroom projectile
Cranium squeezer
Newspaper roll retention system

"Swirly Patterns" entry for "Them Wristbands".

2 comments:

www.lesschwab.com said...

there are camoflage ones for boy/cub scouts. don't ask me about how I know this.

junior colleges, by the way, seem to be wristband dispersal hubs. -for better or for worse.

T.R. said...

People this comment is addressed to:
1. Les
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3. Congratulations on the new website.
4. Your last name is funny.