Sunday, September 25, 2005

Euphemisms

For "vomit"

1. Throw up
2. Be sick
3. Hurl
4. Honk
5. Barf
6. Ralph
7. Toss one's cookies
8. Lose one's lunch
9. Erupt
10. Disgorge
11. Regurgitate
12. Puke
13. Upchuck
14. Ask for a refund
15. Un-eat
16. De-eat
17. Eat in reverse ("tae")
18. Yawn in technicolor
19. Send back the soup
20. Change one's mind
21. Repent
22. U-turn
23. Apologize
24. Divorce
25. Agree to disagree
26. Purge

For "defecate":

1. Visit the little boy's/girl's room
2. Go number 2
3. Take a dump
4. Crap
5. Poo
6. Drop an anchor
7. Shake hands with the Mayor
8. Drop the kids off at the pool
9. Take a call on line 2
10. Stop by the house at Pooh Corner
11. See a man about a horse
12. Go for a nature walk
13. S**t
14. Use the crap-catcher
15. Sit down for a few minutes
16. Take care of some business
17. Go to the office
18. Sit on the throne
19. Complete the process
20. Lose some weight
21. Conduct some research with gravity
22. Clean out the garage
23. Lay down some stacks
24. See what's in the news
25. Exercise
26. Resolve some pressing issues
27. Think

For some of these terms, I am indebted to:

1. Alf
2. nome_de_plume_superwoman
3. A.A. Milne

6 comments:

les said...

28- log out/log off
29- make a deposit
30- punch the seal
31- scat
32- tirrar lodo

T.R. said...

These additions are
1. awesome.

jeremy said...

33- cut me a slice of crapple pie.

Marianne said...

34. Gork

Laverna said...

For vomit:
27. Yak (applicable down south)

JH said...

35. "Drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl." - used in context on a river trip - sorry lady, we only have a super pit toilet with flies in it.